Ah, the old days of college. Hard to believe I graduated from the Harvard of the South (MTSU) eight years ago, but here we are. Anyway, I don’t really know how else to lead into a clip of a kid yelling about shitting his pants….so….here’s a dude who shit his pants.
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this down.
No sir. No shenanigans on this professor’s watch. Good thing this ain’t Hogwarts or yo ass would be a frog right now. Not having one minute of that. This person filming had to put the camera down because he thought he was about to witness a live murder. Ten more seconds and he might have had to hand over his phone to the police.
Also, wait is that Lil Dicky?
No – can’t be.
Okay, anyway – the kid doesn’t sound too intimidated as he’s still groaning in the background as the professor starts heading his way. How pissed would you be if there was actual shit hitting the floor in class? I think that’s a reasonable excuse to get up and leave.
I started blushing when I first watched this, which is usually what I do when I hear the ‘fuck’ word. But, I forgot college teachers are COOL and can curse and shit. One time, I had a literature professor who offered pizza and beer to “Nature Boy” Brandon Vick, friend of the site Brett in East Nashville, and me to help him move stuff. We could’ve ended up chopped up into a thousand pieces in a gallon jug in that guy’s closet. Or, he could’ve just been a nice dude who was in need of some assistance. We may never know.
I don’t know why I’m talking about this right now, but anyway, while we’re here…
If that teacher is somehow reading this post today, well, then just take a look at the beast you helped create.
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