Some of y’all might laugh at the idea that dinosaurs are alive and well in the very world we live in today. But, as Rooster and I have been documenting for months, maybe even years now, the ancient reptiles are coming back to life. Presumably, their intention is to take back the Earth from the humans. It only makes sense, but we’ve been seeing these massive reptiles popping up on the Twitter machine for a while. Take this giant gator as the latest example:
“I’m going to get my camera but I’m closing the door!”
Enormous alligator spotted crossing a golf course in South Carolina while a family of deer look on in amazement. https://t.co/cbcETJQxjN pic.twitter.com/oHeUICUKQi
— ABC News (@ABC) May 11, 2018
Yep – there’s an awful lot of deer poop that needs pickin’ up off that golf course now.
My first thought while watching this video and seeing the reaction of that deer family was, “dude – same.” That’s not just your friendly neighborhood alligator, you know? That looks like the beginning to Jurassic Park. Matter of fact, maybe this whole thing is just a publicity stunt for Jurassic World. Or, maybe this is like real life Jurassic Park and we just don’t know it.
That would make perfect sense actually, now that I stop and think about it.
I mean, if there really is a Jurassic Park somewhere, it’s not like the government would tell us. It’s like Bigfoot and aliens – they know if they tell us there’s a park full of live dinosaurs, we’re all going to freak the fuck out. So, they keep it all confidential to protect us.
But, what happens when they get lost? What happens when the dinosaurs have had enough of these scientists play God and decide to take back the Earth one golf course at a time? THAT’S the real story, folks, but it might not have a happy ending.
I look forward to 50 years from now, when all of these top secret missions are declassified and we finally learn the truth behind all of these giant gators showing up. That’s assuming the dinosaurs don’t eat me before then.
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