The Met Gala was last night and, honest to God, I still don’t even really know for sure what it is. It’s the one time of the year that celebrities get together and flex on us, reminding us of just how weird they can be. I could just look it up, but that answer makes too much sense in my head for it not to be true.
Sometimes, when you’re a journalist, they say you just have to trust your instincts. My instincts say that I am right about the Met Gala, so boom – not only am I reporting facts, but I’m reporting them from a credible source. Nonetheless, I figure since we are analysts, we need to be talking about what the people are talking about. That’s how you stay relevant, folks. So, here I am – providing coverage of the 2018 Met Gala, whatever that means.
.@HamillHimself Lives Up To Star Wars Royalty In A Space Jesus Look At The #MetGala pic.twitter.com/cU4LHMsPC8
— Willybobo (@fakingstarwars) May 8, 2018
Interesting stuff from Mark Hamill here. Definitely get a Jim Caviezel vibe from him, but also like 1980s pro wrestling manager. High marks for that one!
The first church in Wakanda #MetGala2018 #METGala #wakanda #WakandaForeverEver #likeforlike #Favorite #RetweeetPlease pic.twitter.com/MUYv4n9dRK
— SnapBack Kid (@SnapBack_954) May 8, 2018
I did not know that Chadwick Boseman was the new lead singer of Ghost. Can’t even tell it’s him with that mask on.
are gonna ignore the queen at the #MetGala pic.twitter.com/qUVBFky1uU
— Himeros (@trulyhimeros) May 8, 2018
I do not know which queen this is, but it definitely looks like she parachuted in and forgot to ditch the parachute. Why didn’t anyone tell her?
Elon musk and grimes… #MetGala pic.twitter.com/FntMuRiDCe
— REBECCA (@dsiwebbrowser) May 8, 2018
Didn’t realize they got Elon Musk for The Addams Family reboot.
gerge did not come to play #metgala pic.twitter.com/GG4b7P37G7
— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) May 8, 2018
WOW!
A #MetGala propsal from @2chainz. She said “yes”! #MetHeavenlyBodies pic.twitter.com/RXOMxd4a2a
— The Met (@metmuseum) May 7, 2018
What a moment. I just think it’s a little mean for people to have stuck stickers all over 2 Chainz’s back without his knowing. They ruined his tuxedo.
Just realized that I have no actual idea what the #MetGala is, but that I know I like it because this picture will now exist forever. pic.twitter.com/f3Dp6waQnC
— Mykie (@GlamandGore) May 8, 2018
Now, this is a much better picture of Mark Hamill.
#MetGala
Tom Brady looks like an alternate villain in “Blades of Glory” pic.twitter.com/qd28hClQil— Jesse Peel (@JPSportsRuckus) May 8, 2018
Yep, Tom Brady still looks like he’d like to have a word with your manager.
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