Big news out of Daytona Beach, as a 95-year-old slipper slapping granny has seemingly gone on a tear that ended with her sitting in a jail cell. Pretty crazy to think that anyone would test their granny when they get serious. Like, they get that stern voice, you just need to know when to stop. Don’t poke the bear. But, this is a case where a granddaughter went far beyond that limit. I’ve always wondered what would happen if someone crossed that threshold.
A 95-year-old woman in Daytona Beach, Florida, was arrested Saturday morning after she slapped her granddaughter in the face with a slipper and then called 911 to get her out of the house, according to police.
The 5-foot-tall grandmother, Hattie Reynolds, told police that she was “tired of her granddaughter staying in bed all day soaking up the air conditioning,” The Daytona Beach News-Journal reports.
Reynolds said her 46-year-old granddaughter would not listen to her and leave the bedroom, so she hit her granddaughter in the face with a slipper, the arrest report states.
When officers arrived to the home, the granddaughter said she did not want to press charges, but because of “strict domestic violence laws” they arrested Reynolds, according to News-Journal.
Listen, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Granny commands respect. And, you will put respeck on her name after she’s proven that she’s willing to go to jail to keep your ass from soaking up all the air conditioning. I’m not sure what’s worse, though. Would you rather take a granny fist upside your face? Or, get smacked with the bottom of a slipper? There’s just something completely morally degrading about getting hit with a shoe to me.
Like, your face is not even worth a clean slug from a fist. Something about that just makes me sad. That’s when you know you’ve hit a new low. You’re 46 years old, staying in bed all the damn time, and you just got hit in the face with a slipper. Oh, and the person who hit you? Your 95-year-old granny. Damn.
It’s a shame they threw granny in the slammer, but hey – rules are rules. And, like I said – you gotta do what you gotta do.
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