The baby slap is one hell of a maneuver. It’s usually the first indicator of having a fighter on your hands. I think. I don’t really know a damn thing about parenting. But, I know they usually say the earlier you start on something in life, the better you’ll be at it. Like, Roger Federer for instance. I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that he played in his first major at three months old. I could be mistaken, but I’m pretty sure that’s a legitimate story. If that’s the case, then I’d expect that we’ll see this baby in the octagon within about six weeks.
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Look at that sly little baby.
To borrow a phrase from the late great Dusty Rhodes, that’s when you bad and you know you bad.
That’s what we in the industry call “the gift.” This baby has it. Some things you can’t teach – like how to connect with a devastating open hand slap to the face. When you’re doing that as a baby, yes – you’re going places. And, what? You don’t think that hurts? Just look at this baby’s buddy, the recipient of the slap, looking around aghast…in horror….wondering what the hell just happened. That’s a mix of pain and confusion like I may have never seen before. Hate to spit hyperbole up here, but you know….when it might be true, it might be true.
Life comes at you fast.
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