If you’ve never seen a flying porta potty, then boy oh boy are you in for a treat today.
Just another windy day at the park pic.twitter.com/kLdpKGR3rL
— Whistle Sports (@WhistleSports) June 13, 2018
I always thought porta potties were heavy. I have no reason to really think that. When I was in a high school, a buddy of mine used to do frog splashes to the tops of porta potties while other buddies were inside pooping. The roofs of those things would cave in like paper maché. We’d have some friends on our hands, understandably. So, I don’t know why I thought, “wow – I thought those things were a little more durable.”
But, you see all those viral videos of people running across the top of a row of porta potties at festivals. Things usually end horribly for those people, but whatever. You don’t see too many people collapsing in on ’em. So, I don’t know….and I don’t really know why I’m defending myself so vehemently on this matter. I guess I just feel duped by the porta potty industry and hope no one thinks I’m a fool because of it.
But, man, what a blow for porta potties. You think anyone’s going to trust ’em now?
Who’s going to poop in a porta potty after seeing this video? Could you imagine if someone was in that thing? You’re just pooping right along and the next think you know, you’re not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy!
You’re spinning around 40 feet off the ground as your life flashes before your eyes. This looks like an episode of Jackass if Mother Nature was the guest star.
Sidenote: pour one out for that woman at the end. That other porta potty smacked that bus stop and sprayed God knows what all over the place. No way she came away from that explosion unscathed. I hope she was able to shower immediately.
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