It’s been a light content week here on the site. I was on vacation in Gatlinburg last weekend. Then, we had the holiday a couple of days ago. Been nice to kind of lay low and actually get some relaxation time in. So, the clip of this wild scene in a Canadian gas station started making the rounds last week. By now, I’m sure you guys have all seen it, but if not, let’s catch you up to speed:
I never knew I needed security footage from a gas station in Canada until now. pic.twitter.com/cYEZEpUg3k
— Seth Gillitzer (@Sethgillitzer) June 29, 2018
Damn – that’s wild as hell, for sure. This might as well be National Geographic footage because it’s like watching people corner wild animals. This couple has been backed into a corner, and it’s just outright panic. I’m surprised they didn’t try to bite the police officers. But, they seemed to at least have some shred of respect for them.
People are talking about how elusive that guy is, but all I can watch is that woman come flying through the ceiling like Mick Foley getting tossed off of Hell in a Cell.
I mean, she needs to work on her selling skills, as Poppa Bear pointed out to me. Mick Foley didn’t no-sell the Undertaker, did he? NO! Hell no! He acted like he was dead as a door nail. Probably because he almost was, but that’s neither here nor there.
Point is, if you want to make it as a pro wrestler in 2018, you have to learn how to sell. That’s what this woman is missing. She hit that shelf, bounced off, and stood up like nothing happened.
That didn’t impress the police officers, and it’s damn sure not going to impress wrestling fans.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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