Cleveland Browns rookie quarterback Baker Mayfield announced today that he’s teamed up with PSD Underwear. Apparently, the dude’s going to have his own collection of boxer briefs….
Oklahoma colors are one thing – like, I get why people would wear underwear in their team’s colors. It’s a bit much for me, but I understand it, for the most part. What I don’t get is wearing the symbol of another grown ass man over your junk. Seems a little juvenile to me. If I’m walking around in my underwear, I’m trying to look sexy as hell. And, it’s just hard to look sexy as hell when your bulge is draped in the jersey number of another man – WEIRD.
Anyway, to announce the partnership, Mayfield dropped this gem of a photo on the Twitterverse:
Everyone will forgot about this photo if Baker Mayfield is good, but if he’s a bust this photo will be used for the next fifty years whenever busts are talked about. pic.twitter.com/d2XRZb1hL0
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) August 21, 2018
R.I.P. the sex lives of every man in America. Mayfield about to go around layin’ waste (and waist) to all y’all’s WAGs. Ball game – it’s over. Have a nice life, penis – you’ve seen your last activity. No one can compete with the pure sex of BFM (Baker fuckin’ Mayfield).
Seriously, how are any of the rest of us average dudes supposed to measure up to this photo? Our wives and girlfriends aren’t going to have any interest in us at all now that this exists in the world. The entire next generation of Americans will call Mayfield daddy.
It’s a sad day to be a man in America.
The only hope I have of regaining my sex appeal is to try and recreate this photo with my 2006 Nissan Altima and my shetland sheepdog, Carson.
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