Don’t you just hate when you do something horribly embarrassing and someone catches it on film? I mean, that’s happened to me a couple of times at least, and there’s really nothing you can do but embrace it. Back in my backyard wrestling days, I attempted an elbow drop 20 feet away from my opponent, off of a wet trampoline, while wearing socks – yeah, it didn’t go well. I flapped about in the air, came up miserably short, and face planted so hard I gave myself a concussion. Just had to laugh with everyone and call it a day. Cats are different. Now, I don’t have a cat tongue, but I hear they operate quite differently from human tongues. And, this cat had a moment that wasn’t quite concussion-inducing, but just as embarrassing as that. Its tongue caught in its collar while it was trying to give itself a bath.
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this video down.
Shame on this human for posting this cat’s embarrassment for all the world to see. But, since we did see it, I guess we’d better break it down.
10 out of 10 times you panic, you’re going to make your situation worse. That’s the worst possible thing this cat could have done in this scenario. You feel a little resistance, freak out, and start jerking your neck around like a chicken that’s prepping for the chopping block. Next thing you know, your tongue is hung in some shit and you’re making all kinds of faces.
I’m no science expert, but I’m pretty sure cats tongues are made out of velcro, so that’s going against this fella from the start. Any sort of fabric whatsoever…..you just gotta know….you can’t put your tongue on it. But, I think that’s probably where things went South, and that’s your crack analysis for the day – #Journalism.
Or, here’s an alternative headline for you: “Ever Wonder What My ‘O Face’ Looks Like?”
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