Throwing darts has always been a fabled contest in pubs and sports bars all across America. It’s a great game to drink during, and requires minimal activity with virtually no setup. It’s just the ideal pastime. But, sometimes, individuals daring enough (read: drunk enough) like to throw darts into other people. It’s a risky, exciting venture. I proclaim that such a practice is actually underrated in America. We don’t talk about the pure adrenaline that the anticipation of such an act produces. Nor do we talk about the humorous/astonishing/disgusted feeling it pits in our stomachs.
What I’m trying to say is that there truly is no other rush in the world of bar games quite like when a drunk person steps up and says, “dart me, bruh.” It’s not something that can be replicated. Quite simply, folks – this is what it’s like to feel alive. Let’s take a look at an example of such an occurrence.
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram decides to take this video down.
Holy shit – this woman is A GAMER. She is ready to go. Even after that first dart sails wildly over her head, and the reality of what’s going on sets in, she takes the second.
And, she takes it right to the face. But, though everyone around her starts freaking out, she just stands there like a champion. That’s wifey material if I ever saw it.
I’m going to guess this is taking place at a NASCAR race. Trailers, cars, trash piled up…people just gathering around in the middle of a field. Shirtless, sunburned men. How we got here, I do not know. But, from what Poppa Bear has told me about Talladega, this is tame. That’s going to have to be a content trip for SoBros Network some time. Y’all are just going to tune in one day and see me eating a dart right to the nipple.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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