If you’re a subscriber to the SoBros Network Patreon, then you already know that I have no idea of how to catch a snake. Literally had the least imposing snake ever out at the ranch a few weeks ago and had no idea what to do with it. But, at least I had the common sense to understand my limitations and call an expert. I didn’t assemble a team of friends and family to try and capture the thing like this group did.
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How many people does it take to wrangle a snake? And, how nervous is that dude standing around holding it waiting for the bag? Man, my hands would be sweating – not because I’m terrified of snakes, just because I’m a generally anxious person and my hands are most always sweating regardless of what’s going on around me.
But, my point is, that snake would probably slip out of my hands and strike me right in the tit.
Also, is this guy wearing a helmet?!?! I can’t really tell from this Zapruder film.
So, at least props to him for holding onto this snake for as long as he did. But, don’t you think if you’re going to bag a snake, maybe you should double check the bag first?
But, who keeps bags with open bottoms just lying around?!?! What use does that serve?
Oh well – it was pretty useless in this case. And, as SOON as that snake hits the ground, it’s full-on pandemonium. You know this dude that was standing around holding a fucking live snake said, “fuck this shit. I’m out.” Been standing there holding it, finally gets help, and it’s like a circus act.
I like how everyone just bails, though. That snake has a new lease on life and you never know what it’s thinking. Probably just “get me the hell out of here,” but maybe “I’m gonna exact revenge on these fools.” So, it’s probably best to just panic and run like hell.
The snake also could’ve been laughing at these people, like, “these morons tried to put me in a bottomless bag.” Because that’s exactly what happened. What a shit show.
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