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Question:
If you had to choose 5 mascots to go to war with, college or pro, who would you choose?
— Armondo Moralez (@ArmondoWKRN) September 21, 2018
Text:
First of all, it feels like I am exclusively writing this column for Armondo lately, and that’s fine. We can have our own little franchise on the site, Armondo. No one else is allowed to read this, so if you are not Armondo, you can stop reading now.
Okay, Armondo, LFG.
First mascot I’m calling is Grizz from the Memphis Grizzlies. Are you kidding me? That wild thing puts people through tables. He’s at Grizzlies games jumping off ladders. He has no reservations about his own well-being – just whatever it takes to vanquish his opponent.
Super Grizz is here to help @JerryLawler take down Buff Bagwell! #BelieveMemphis pic.twitter.com/cMadnAWAoi
— FOX Sports Grizzlies (@GrizzliesOnFSSE) April 28, 2017
No doubt that’s my wild card in the group.
Secondly, I’m taking our boy Gnash of the Nashville Predators. That guy’s in great shape – has to be with the relentless energy he has. No doubt he can scrap.
I’m a big fan of mind games, so I think I’m going to burn a pick on the King Cake Baby from the New Orleans Pelicans.
I don’t know if this thing can fight for shit, but it is pure nightmare fuel. Our opponents would run up on him and startle like hell. Then, that gives us just enough time to jump into action and get the edge. Psychology, folks.
Next, I’m going with the West Virginia Mountaineer because he has a fucking musket. Those have proven useful before in wars, so I imagine we’ll need him.
Finally, I’m going with Mike the Tiger from LSU. Why? Because he’s literally a live tiger. Now, is there a chance he doesn’t know that we’re all on his team and eats us? Yeah. But, I’m willing to roll the dice.
Now, I’m amped up and need some good fight music.
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Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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