Bernard McGowan apparently screws people out of money and forces them to live in shitty living conditions. We’ve all encountered landlords like that, right? It’s the worst thing about renting. Nonetheless, when a couple of reporters from The Guardian try to call him on his bullshit, he sends them on a zany chase that is one of the most awkward encounters I’ve ever seen.
Bernard McGowan is doorstepped by the Guardian’s Simon Goodley and ITV News’s Joel Hills. McGowan, who has been convicted six times of housing offences since 2014, tries to escape the film crew by hiding in a toilet in Caffè Nero. He emerged half an hour later, only to get into the wrong car waiting outside. McGowan declined other opportunities to comment.
Look at this bitch ass man.
You have to respect this bastard’s elusiveness, but even if you’re a trash ass person, don’t you just tell the reports to buzz off? What does he actually gain by sending them on a wild goose chase? What happened to a good old fashioned “no comment?” Are those days behind us forever?
You know how I know this man’s a bitch? Great question – because he doesn’t fully commit to hiding in a cafe bathroom. After 30 minutes, he throws in the towel and comes out. But, if he were a real man, he would’ve hunkered down in that bitch until they had a SWAT team after him. You want to call a reporter’s bluff, you better damn well know what you’re getting into. All you’re doing is giving them a better story, and you know the things people do for journalism? I guarantee these dudes were like, “hell yeah – this is gold!” You don’t think they’re going to camp out there for hours?
Rookie move.
Then, he goes out and gets into the WRONG CAR. How embarrassing is that? I don’t know why the reporters didn’t chase him after that and call him out. “Not only are you a trash ass landlord, sir, but you don’t even know which Uber is yours. Get your shit together!”
I can already tell you what the answer would be – silence.
You might be able to evade a couple of reporters, Bernard McGowan, but you are a gutless tactician (read also: “a bitch that can’t plan shit”).
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