Is it called flossing or is it the floss dance? God, my age is showing. But, regardless, flossing is something I just don’t understand. It’s like anyone under the age of 10 cannot function if they are not flossing for at least 12 hours a day. You see it on TV shows, commercials, the other day – I scrolled past an ad on Instagram that had a little gingerbread man flossing to advertise some pumpkin spice coffee creamer. It’s crazy!
Ohio State’s band even got in on the action – having a formation of “dancers” floss on the field during the halftime show. But, geez – has flossing reached a fever pitch or what?
I am honestly getting a little fed up with it. Especially when I see grown ass adults doing this dance. Well, for anyone else that shares that sentiment, this woman has done what all of us want to do when we see that dumb dance.
And as usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this video down.
Some people call this assault. I call it justice. You can call me a grumpass if you want to. I don’t care. I am taking a stand against flossing and it begins by standing loudly in my room and clapping because this woman just decked the shit out of that dude.
Bravo!
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