First of all, yes – I know that this is an old clip. I can already see the first comment on this being, “dude this is old.” But, A) it’s funny as hell and B) it’s worth revisiting. I mean…it’s football season, after all. If now is not the time to appreciate pinpoint accuracy, when is? This guy could probably play quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals right now!
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This guy is the Patrick Mahomes of throwing TV dinner trays. Literally lethal accuracy and tremendous velocity. I mean, this dude has a set of absolute rockets on his arm.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate this dude’s swagger, too, though? He’s waltzing up to this guy like Stone Cold Steve Austin carrying a steel chair to the ring to whoop Vince McMahon’s ass. He even holds up a finger and points at the man, like, “you’re about to get lit up!”
And, what does he do? He just stands in the pocket calmly and confidently and throws that TV dinner tray on a frozen rope. If ESPN still did Jacked Up on Monday Night Football, this man would be the lead off hit.
That’s just nasty.
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