I’m a strong proponent of Little Caesar’s. In fact, friend of the site RHog and I sporadically plan “Little Caesar’s Night,” during which we get a hot n’ ready pepperoni pizza, an order of buffalo wings, and then we go buy a six pack of Coors Light tall boys. We are classy men, after all. Then, we just sit on my couch and go down strange professional rabbit holes on YouTube all night.
He would probably murder me if he knew that I made this information public knowledge, but it illustrates my point of how comforting a good Little Caesar’s run can be.
Sometimes, you just need those kinds of nights to decompress. Or, in this man’s case, sometimes, you just have to storm right into the place and frustratingly take a crow bar to the cash register….
Realest thing ever said came at the :42 mark of this video. “I just work here bro” pic.twitter.com/Vykpm3FF74
— Offseason Jae Crowder (@el_budget) September 27, 2018
When did Riff Raff start robbing pizza joints?
This is the most aggravating robbery attempt I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen plenty covering weird shit for this web site. I kept thinking, “dude – come on….you gotta either realize your limitations or just bust the fucking cash register open on the floor.”
He just stood there over and over trying to open up the drawer with his crowbar and it very clearly wasn’t working! Just standing there like a dumbass while the employees called the cops.
But, don’t worry – this genius made sure to WIPE HIS FINGERPRINTS OFF THE REGISTER…
I do like the guy verbally stating, “I just work here.” That is honestly the most relatable thing about this video. I used to work retail…best believe I would’ve said the same thing. One day, some dude just bolted out the door with a buggy full of goods. I didn’t do shit – thankfully, security camera footage caught the would-be bandit’s license plate number and the police took over from there.
Thankfully, my boss had my back…as any reasonable person would. Who wants to risk their lives over $60?!?!
Which brings me to my final point – I absolutely love that one of the workers just call this guy out mid-robbery…”all that for $60? ALL THAT $60!?!?!”
I’m asking the same thing, bruh…that’s way too much work for $60 and a trip to jail.
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