I have reached a somber conclusion today, folks. If this is what having a baby looks like, then maybe it’s just not the thing for me. Maybe my time would be better served doing something else, like writing blogs, instead of putting another’s life in my hands. I’m too clumsy for my own good, and if this video is any indication, it would be no time before I popped a baby’s head off.
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this video down.
First and foremost, this is jarring. Like, I’m kind of hesitant to bring a child into this cruel world, anyway. Don’t jar my brain with that awful squealing baby noise, especially when I’m not expecting it. The horror and shock of this clip is too much. I can’t deal with it.
Second, I had no idea that babies were this pliable. What kind of exercise is this, anyway?!?! Are you testing to see if the baby’s body can withstand demonic possession? Why on Earth would you bend a baby’s head around?
I just don’t understand and I don’t know that I want to. I don’t know if I want to be apart of this sort of social circle. Is this what parenting is? Is parenting a cult?
No thanks, I’ll just keep raising SoBros Network as if it is my baby.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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