We here at SoBros Network are always in search of classic games. Just big fans of games, y’know? Something to drink and enjoy the company of kith and kin with. But, a new game has recently come to my attention, and personally, I can’t wait to try it out with the family on Thanksgiving. It certainly seems as though ‘dog cheese’ is the latest game, in a long line of games, to become an overnight sensation. Sweeping the nation in a fervor documented in this clip from Twitter.
Fuck beer pong, we playin dog cheese pic.twitter.com/y2KcJyCrW1
— Matt (@BlargMyShnoople) November 11, 2018
PATENT IT!
Get that shit locked down like YESTERDAY! Don’t you ever explore the seasonal aisle in Target? There’s a new lawn game there every year. There are now a million different things you can throw through a hole in a wooden board. They have games where you throw household tools and such into a bucket. I’ve even seen one where you smack a ball at a net on the ground to keep other people from hitting it. You can throw chunks of wood at other, larger, chunks of wood, too.
So, why wouldn’t throwing a slice of (presumably) American cheese onto an idle dog become a hit?
It’s genius, really. Combining two things that people love – cheese and dogs – into a third thing that people legitimately love: GAMES. And, it’s relatively easy to execute. You go buy some Kraft singles for a couple bucks…and….well, yeah….the dog part is probably a much larger commitment. But, who doesn’t want a dog around the house to throw cheese at?
We need to salute the hero who invented this game, and that’s the important takeaway here.
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