Very urgent breaking news out of the animal kingdom today. Raw footage from the home of a presumably concerned citizen shows a dog with super powers wreaking havoc upon his home. Let’s go to the almighty Instagram for the footage.
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this video down.
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And you thought dogs only had the power to melt our hearts #icanteven
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My God, it’s happening. After all of this time, the animals are finally making their true power known to the human race. We could be doomed.
I don’t want to cause a mass hysteria, but this could be a sign of the apocalypse. Like, everyone should totally and completely remain calm, but prepare yourselves for war. And, apparently, we’re not going to just be fighting cats and dogs in the streets, hand to hand, as wars should be waged. NOPE – we have to deal with wizard dogs, and that is absolutely terrifying.
How could we possibly prepare ourselves to battle wizard dogs?
He can move things with his mind, AND he can control electricity! You have to understand that his first move, like a good scary movie serial killer, will be to kill the power, but we don’t even know how powerful he is – could he potentially take down an entire power grid? This has potential catastrophic ramifications.
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