What do you do when a gross ass cat comes to call at your place of residence? Apparently, you freak out, film it, and it ends up on Worldstar. Let’s not waste any time this morning, folks. Why don’t we just get right to the clip?
i found this on facebook and i am HOWLING I TELL YOU. HOWLING. pic.twitter.com/iznY4FFch0
— meeks (@mikawirth_) November 12, 2018
This cat looks like a fucking Tim Burton movie come to life. That thing is haunting – do we know if cats can be possessed? It’s worth asking your local clergyman about. If the cat is naturally that hideous, then it can be cute. We’ve all heard of things that are so ugly, they are cute. But, if that thing is that gross because there’s an evil soul trapped in its body, that’s a different story. That’s alarming to say the least.
Whether this whole thing was scripted or not, “looks like grandma” was a nice touch of comedic gold. As was “blink mothafucka!” Glad to see that even in a moment of panic, the human race is still capable of bringing the funnies. It’s uplifting, really.
But, homeboy (is that really Michael Rapoport?) was worried about his cat getting in a fight with this freak devil cat. I don’t know that his cat was worried in the slightest. It was just chillin’ up there on the window ledge without a care in the world. I don’t think it was sweating this feline version of Edvard Munch’s The Scream at all.
That video can’t be real, can it? There is absolutely no way that cats look that freakish. Plus, it’s Michael fucking Rapoport on Worldstar Hip Hop. Like, there is ZERO chance this video is real. It just can’t be.
Please tell me cats don’t actually look like this in the wild.
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