Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
At what age does drooling stop being cute? I’ve always said 54.
— Brandon Vick (@SirBrandonV) November 15, 2018
Answer:
I’d say it depends on what you’re drooling out of….but in a broader sense, I think you’re on the money with 54. There’s a window when it becomes creepy, and then it become adorable again at like…80.
Question:
If you had to replace Arnold and Sinbad in Jingle All The Way who would you use?
— Cemetery Mayne (@RighteousJesse) November 15, 2018
Answer:
Brandon jokingly said “The Rock and Ron Simmons,” but I’m thinking The Rock was kind of tailor made for this movie. It’d be easy to slot Kevin Hart alongside him for a reboot, but I don’t know…that almost seems too easy. How about we go with Anthony Hopkins instead? The Rock and Anthony Hopkins.
Question:
Why isn’t anyone submitting questions to the SoBros Mailbag?
— The Gobbledy Worrier (@WorrierMN) November 15, 2018
Answer:
They are now. I guess we can count this as a victory.
Question:
It’s almost award season. What is the best show of the year? Movie? Album?
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) November 15, 2018
Answer:
I’m probably not the guy to ask about this because I don’t watch a whole hell of a lot of TV or movies outside of Marvel. Can I say ‘football?’ That’s probably my favorite TV show. I also liked White Boy Rick quite a bit – I’m pretty sure that’s the only non-Marvel movie I’ve seen in theaters this year. Finally, I never listen to new music anymore – my album of the year is Living in the Background by Baltimora.
This would be a pretty shitty awards show.
Question:
If you could give super powers (traditional or non-traditional) to the SoBros founders, what would they be?
— Steven Whitehouse and Friends (@SWandFriends) November 15, 2018
Answer:
We’re going to give Brandon telepathy just so we can dress him up like Professor X – bald, suit, wheelchair – the whole nine. Poppa Bear kinda already has super strength, so let’s just tack on the power to shoot fire out of his eyes to make him look even more badass. Cadbury gets to be the invisible man and I can’t wait to see what shenanigans he gets into. Finally, give me the power to fly and carry around a giant badass hammer.
Question:
What do you do with the heel of the bread? I might be one of the rare few who eats it. But it’s the perfect slice, think about it. You eat a sandwich, you’re still kind of hungry, so instead of making another full sandwich, you just use the heel. Boom, a half mini-sandwich!
— Armondo Moralez (@ArmondoWKRN) November 15, 2018
Answer:
Man, Armondo. I just throw it out. Nothing is my deflating than having your sandwich come down to the heel, in my book.
Question:
Would a SoBro ever try the Isle Of Man TT race?
— Dom Oxenham-Morris – Tunes to the bime (@doxom85) November 15, 2018
Answer:
Gimme a bike
— Cad P. (@SoBroCadbury) November 16, 2018
You’re crazy, Cadbury.
Question:
Top 5 Michael Jackson songs?
— Dom Oxenham-Morris – Tunes to the bime (@doxom85) November 16, 2018
Answer:
5. The Way You Make Me Feel
4. Dirty Diana
3. Man in the Mirror
2. Beat It
1. Billie Jean
Keep the questions coming using #SoBrosMailbag – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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