If there’s one thing we’ve established on SoBros Network, it’s that if you fall through a roof, you have a 100% chance of ending up on this web site. There’s just something inherently absurd about someone falling through the ceiling somewhere. Now, we have a new video to add to the catalogue, after this guy fell through the ceiling at a Waffle House.
Someone fell through the roof at the Waffle House in Tuscumbia and just started fighting people and I have so many questions pic.twitter.com/xX6TshdmeC
— The Ostrich (@ALostrich) November 6, 2018
This never happens, but I am truly at a loss for words. Like, I have watched this dozens of times at this point, and I still have no Earthly idea of what is happening. Is this mental illness? Is it drugs? Who the fuck knows?!?! Was it like Jurassic Park with the trembling glass of water? Did people know it was becoming? Obviously, they had to, right? Or, was the lady behind the counter just fortuitously filming random Waffle House shenanigans and then – BOOM! Dude falls through the roof?
I have nothing but questions about this post.
Why is he so angry? Did he legit just land on his feet on the table? It’s hard to tell because of the shitty camera footage. It’s like the Zapruder film all over again. Campers have gotten clearer shots of Bigfoot than this film gave us.
I also love that he grabs a chair and then HOLDS IT while he’s trying to get out through the door. If you’re going to pick up a chair in a Waffle House fight, you have to be prepared to use it as resourcefully as you can. I mean, maybe it’s just me – but it does seem like a chair would come in handy when you’re trying to escape a giant glass room.
That’s what makes me think maybe….just maybe…this dude was pumped full of bath salts and meth or something. You don’t just end up trapped in the ceiling of a Waffle House from making healthy life decisions.
But, there’s no doubt that this guy busted through the roof the same way Undertaker busted out of the ring back in 1995:
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