First things first, let’s take a moment to give Brian Baldinger a big round of applause. If you don’t follow him and check out #BaldysBreakdowns, then you can’t really call yourself a football fan. You know how they say some things are ‘appointment television?’ Well, #BaldysBreakdowns is appointment Twitter. But, as a Titans fan, and dude who covers the team for this shitty little website, I look forward to his breakdown of the Tennessee Titans each and every week.
Well, when this week’s edition of #BaldysBreakdowns dropped, I couldn’t help but laugh hearing Baldy get all riled up watching Kenny Vaccaro make a play with his helmet popped off.
.@titans defense “Siempre’” starts with stuffing the run and when @KennyVaccaro4 loses his “bucket” it doesn’t deter him from the mission. #BaldysBreakdowns pic.twitter.com/nuzZbMmlqC
— Brian Baldinger (@BaldyNFL) December 17, 2018
There’s not a whole hell of a lot of Xs and Os analysis in this clip, but don’t you just love when those old school football guys see real defense being played in the NFL in 2018? This is like full on football porn.
“NASTY DAY! BAD WEATHER!” – Those are the ingredients for an IMMEDIATE football boner and it sounds like Baldy is rolling at about half mast at this point.
“You think thats gonna stop Kenny Vaccaro?” – At that point, the blood’s pumping if you know what I mean.
“WHERE’S MY HELMET?” – Baldy is so amused by Kevin Byard having the helmet. He lets out a riotous laugh – the kind that would frighten you if you were at a coffee shop trying to study and heard from a table a few rows over. “I dont need no stinking helmet” – it is at this point that I believe Baldy finishes. You know what I mean.
Now, to be fair, I came at least twice during Sunday’s game. That’s what watching this Titans defense will do to you. We can’t hold that against Baldy because putting this play in front of a #FootballGuy is like putting cocaine in front of a drug addict. Not that they can’t help themselves with it, but that it’s essentially their life force.
Finally, I’d like to bring up that I’ve been on the Vaccaro train for a while now – what an addition to this team.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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