Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
Favorite non-traditional Christmas/holiday song?
— bah humbug brett (@thebrettclark) December 13, 2018
Answer:
Easy – it’s “Alone This Holiday” by The Used:
Question:
How awesome is TJ’s Pizza in Mt Juliet?
— Cad P. (@SoBroCadbury) December 13, 2018
Answer:
I love every pizza I’ve ever had from TJ’s, and it’s incredibly reasonably priced, too – plain cheese, pepperoni, barbecue chicken, Nashville hot chicken. They’ve all been wonderful pizzas.
Question:
What’s the most embarrassing Christmas gift you’ve received or giving to someone? I’m still scarred from unwrapping condoms in front of my family when I was 12. My dad was a strange man at times.
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) December 13, 2018
Answer:
I can’t top that one, Steven. That’s pretty damn good – condoms at Christmas? In front of the whole family? That sounds hilarious. For me, I never received an embarrassing gift, but I did give one of my buddies a dildo for Christmas back when we were in college. That was a unique buying experience – walking into Hustler Hollywood, shopping the cocks, picking one out and paying for it with people looking at me like, “what kind of freaky shit is this guy into?” I don’t know what ever became of that dildo, but I’m sure it’s still floating around out there somewhere.
Question:
What’s the best cheese to eat with a cracker?
— Dom Oxenham-Morris – Tunes to the bime (@doxom85) December 13, 2018
Answer:
Greg went with the Cracker Barrel cheddar. I’m not really a cracker guy though, Dom. I like my slices/cubes of cheese wrapped in pepperoni or in nothing at all. I will say, Kerrygold makes a dubliner cheese with Irish stout, and that is always my go-to if I can find it.
Question:
What do the SoBros want for Christmas? And are you guys on the naughty or nice list this year?
— Armondo (@mightymondo) December 13, 2018
Answer:
I think, for the most part, we’re on the nice list. Like, we’re a bunch of vulgar people who drink entirely way too much, but I like to think we still do a lot of good here. As for what I want for Christmas, Armondo, I want a nice desk. I’m in the building stages of the SoBros HQ, and really want a good desk to work at. We’ll see.
Keep the questions coming using #SoBrosMailbag – catch y’all next week!
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