Dog farts are the worst. That’s not just the tagline on this tweet….it’s a stone cold bona fide fact of life.
Have you ever smelled one? My goodness. Our dog will fart and we’ll spend the next hour looking for a pile of turds somewhere in the house. We’ll be opening doors in the middle of winter to get some fresh air. There’s no amount of Febreze that could cover it up. I don’t want to be dramatic, but it’s like a veritable war zone when Carson loses pressure.
But, Carson’s toots are admittedly short, few, and far between. I don’t think I’ve ever heard a dog far quite as long and girthy as this one:
Dog farts are the worst pic.twitter.com/nni8xFV6TG
— Callum (@call584) January 10, 2019
Well, this is just a mess. Y’all done made a mess.
I mean, let’s be fair – what’s the dog supposed to do? You can’t hold in farts – that’s just bad for your tummy. No one wants to have the crippling and paralyzing pain of your farts building up in your stomach. And, everyone knows that if you hold them in too long, they’ll come out your mouth and then you’ll have to live with the consequences of that.
But, all things considered, based on my experience with dog farts, this cat had the appropriate reaction. Like, that’s what I’d probably do if I smelled that fart, too. I don’t think I’d be hiding in the top of a closet, but that’s an irrelevant distinction.
Anyway, this looks like pure chaos and I feel sorry for whoever has to clean up vomit with the stench of a rancid dog poot in the air.
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