Drinking game season is rolling right along here on the SoBros Network, but there’s nothing quite like the Royal Rumble. This is where the road to WrestleMania officially unofficially kicks off! So, you can damn well believe that once the show starts, your boy “Big Natural” is going to have a drink in hand, posted up, and enjoying one of pro wrestling’s biggest holidays. Now….since it is drinking game season after all, I can’t do that without putting our own 2019 Royal Rumble drinking game out there.
Bring you a bottle, pour your favorite poison, find a safe way home if you’re not drinking at home, and let’s get shwasted.
2019 Royal Rumble Drinking Game
Take a drink if/when…
*Someone ‘skins the cat.’
*Anyone mentions the specific phrase ‘road to WrestleMania.’
*A surprise entrant enters the Royal Rumble.
*Kofi Kingston avoids elimination in his annual crazy way.
*Anyone mentions that Randy Orton has already won two Rumbles.
*Three or more wrestlers team up to try and eliminate a big guy.
*Entrant #1 is still in the match when entrant #11 enters! Same goes for #10 and #21, and if #20 makes it to the final four.
*Rey Mysterio’s record time in the 2006 Rumble is mentioned.
*Anyone acknowledges that The Greatest Royal Rumble actually happened.
*There’s only one superstar in the ring – think Stone Cold eliminating people as they came in back in the day.
*Someone mentions Reigns’ record number of eliminations….or, Strowman’s if they’re going to acknowledge that the Greatest Royal Rumble existed.
Take a shot if/when…
*Finn Balor actually wins the Universal Championship.
*There’s another double finish a la Bret Hart-Lex Luger or Cena-Batista.
*Anyone makes a pin attempt during the Rumble match. Pour another one out for the Macho Man Randy Savage.
*A surprise entrant actually wins the Rumble.
*Someone tears a quad trying to get into the ring.
As always, folks. Have fun, but stay safe and drink responsibly.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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