There’s no denying the pure charisma that is Cardi B and the stranglehold she’s taken on American pop culture. Well, now it looks like her growing influence has trickled all the way down to the Girl Scouts of America, aka this great nation.
This .@iamcardib MONEY remix is pic.twitter.com/2GusmxFb3I
— Girl Scouts (@girlscouts) February 3, 2019
And here I am think I’m a world class parody-ist. I think that’s the term for it. Parodyist. But, this Girl Scout just showed all of America who’s BOSS.
I’d be willing to bet that sales of Samoas shot up through the roof after this single dropped. I mean….it’s pure fire. Who knew the Girl Scouts were holding out on this kind of talent? This girl could be the next American Idol. She’s that good.
But, I have to say…..I didn’t realize the Girl Scouts had gotten so edgy – out here promoting that Cardi B content like it’s nothing. Are we, as a society, not going to be alarmed by this at all?
Parents, have y’all ever listened to a Cardi B song? Little girl….it’s not my place to say, but there are grand themes in her music that just ain’t applicable to the life of a Girl Scout. The streets ain’t safe for your ears.
I didn’t think I’d ever be that guy, but hot damn – here we are people.
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