In case you missed it, Vince McMahon strutted out on Monday Night Raw to announce Becky Lynch has been suspended and so pulled from the main event of WrestleMania 35. In her place will stand Charlotte Flair. The internet exploded.
But, if you thought that was where things would end, you were sorely mistaken. Flair showed up on SmackDown last night to wave at the haters.
“None of you want to admit this, but I am the BACKBONE of this division. The franchise player.” – @MsCharlotteWWE
— WWE Southeast Asia (@WWESEAsia) February 13, 2019
Agree? #SDLive pic.twitter.com/BbDRvCgQs5
Shit, y’all. I’m not going to argue with the woman. She’s spent 613 days as the Women’s Champion on either Raw or SmackDown. She was one of the first women to main event a pay-per-view. One of the first women’s Hell in a Cell participants….first this, first that, so on and so forth.
So, hasn’t she earned the right to check y’all’s bitch asses?
Flair took her championship pedigree to Twitter where she proceeded to murder people, left and right, simply because she could. She saw the reaction to her being added to the WrestleMania 35 main event and wanted to rub all of our noses in it. People are whining, and she’s just going to flex on everyone.
Queen moves only, motherfuckers.
In 2019, Carnac the Magnificent is a 30 year old hipster with a bad beard and a website that doesn’t load https://t.co/v5b1Ua0NSn
— Charlotte Flair (@MsCharlotteWWE) February 12, 2019
R.I.P. Ryan Satin. You had a good run.
I’m sure you would. That would make you feel right at home.
— Charlotte Flair (@MsCharlotteWWE) February 12, 2019
R.I.P. Jose, you FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH!
— Charlotte Flair (@MsCharlotteWWE) February 12, 2019
R.I.P. Chris Manley. “BYE BITCH!”
Your entire timeline is you retweeting to win free swag and then crying when you lose.
— Charlotte Flair (@MsCharlotteWWE) February 13, 2019
So….
We’re supposed to believe that THIS is the reason you’re not buying a ticket?
R.I.P. Christopher – you broke ass sonofabitch!
Did you ever “find your place in the business” or nah? https://t.co/3x2hFYOtBM
— Charlotte Flair (@MsCharlotteWWE) February 12, 2019
R.I.P. Brock Lesnar Guy.
Wait….wait…..Brock Lesnar Guy….where have I heard this name before? Isn’t this guy…like….actually a piece of shit?
I don’t know.
Regardless, us peasants better learn that if you come for the Queen, you best not miss. And, if you miss, just know that the Queen’s gonna kill you dead, right here in the middle of these Twitter streets.
Then, she’ll go on to raise the Raw Women’s Championship over a pile of dead bodies at WrestleMania 35.
WOOOO!
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