Sorry to ruin the day of you meth seekers out there, but the Texas border patrol has seized $13 million in meth found in STRAWBERRIES!
A truck driver hauling frozen strawberries from Mexico into the United States is in custody after customs officers at a Texas port found nearly $13 million worth of methamphetamine hidden in the trailer.
In a statement, Customs and Border Protection said officers working at the Pharr-Reynosa International Bridge cargo facility Saturday encountered a 42-year-old male Mexican citizen with a commercial shipment of frozen strawberries arriving from Mexico.
CBP referred the shipment for further inspection and discovered 350 packages of alleged methamphetamine concealed within the trailer.
I can’t pretend to know much about meth, but I did graduate with an economics degree (no big deal). So, I know the basic supply and demand concept. Demand remaining equal and $13 million missing from the supply = price increase.
Still with me?
Since I am new to the meth business, I am very confused here. Any experienced methers out there feel free to enlighten me. How do you hide it in strawberries? It seems like a good disguise to me.
Also, imagine a batch of these strawberries making it through, accidentally getting separated from the bunch and ending up at the wrong place?
“You hear what happened to Jim in accounting?”
“No, what happened?”
“He was eating a bunch of fruit from the break room, then spent the rest of the afternoon licking his keyboard. Lumberg canned him.”
Stan is the Chief of Debauchery for SoBros Network. A native of the Northeast, he is a diehard fan of the New York Yankees, but no, he does not wear a big gold chain and backwards hat. Nor does he drink Heinekens. Follow on Twitter: @sobrostan.
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