I imagine this post could ruffle some feathers, but that’s what us legitimate and girthy journalists are here to do. Ask the real questions. We are beholden to the truth – today, the question I ask and the truth that I seek is a very simple one: is Bill Belichick the perfect man?
Today is Pro Day for the Alabama Crimson Tide, as we’re gearing up for the NFL Draft at the end of April. 20 or so players will be showing out for virtually all of the NFL to see (let’s face it – it’s Alabama. All 32 teams were there, my GOD I am sounding like such an arrogant prick of a football fan in this post and I kinda love it).
But, it’s Belichick who’s stealing the show after being photographed wearing a crimson red Alabama shirt.
Bill Belichick is all dressed up for Alabama Pro Day
— ESPN (@espn) March 19, 2019
(via @SECNetwork) pic.twitter.com/xwUPKetGoC
Wow. Just wow. Still my beating heart. It’s beautiful.
Could this be the perfect man? I mean, he’s the greatest coach in NFL history. He’s the most adaptive football mind maybe in all of existence of all time of ever. He’s a big time Nashville guy. Not to mention, THIS:
Bill Belichick looks worried about all the moves made today pic.twitter.com/4aYQTDr6eG
— Icculus The Brave (@FirenzeMike) March 12, 2019
Pure unadulterated sex. And now, he’s out there sporting the greatest logo in all of college sports. He is the elite. He is the Illuminati. Julius Caesar ain’t got SHIT on Bill fuckin’ Belichick.
Again, this piece is doing wonders for my likability meter.
Is this a glimpse into the future, though? Could it be possible that Nick Saban hired Belichick to be an analyst this offseason? I hope it’s true – the greatest football minds of all time converging to dominate the sport for all of eternity (if you think either Saban or Belichick are EVER going to die, you are a damn lunatic).
Actually, shit – I need to brush up on my journalism. This photo alone could be all the proof we need to declare that Belichick has joined Saban’s staff.
In that case, I really need to update this headline to breaking news. FUUUUCK – being a journalist can be a real pain in the ass sometimes.
Nonetheless, you decide, SoBros Nation – is Bill Belichick the ideal male?
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Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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