If you ever thought the vaunted spinebuster was reserved strictly to the confines of professional wrestling, think again. We have a clip today that’s going to blow your mind. There are kids hookin’ shoot spinebusters in their little elementary school matches now.
#WASHED pic.twitter.com/lUDdP6iBZS
— German Car Connoisseur (@The1stWright) March 3, 2019
Boy….brutal. Does he just stand there and flex, staring into his opponent’s soul, after doing this for a split second? Anyone else catch that? I feel terrible for this little blonde kid, but how do you end up in that predicament? Did he think this was the WWE, too? He’s practically helping his opponent get his feet off the ground!
“You strugglin’ over there? I gotchu – lemme just jump up on your shoulder real quick.” Next thing you know, this kid absolutely lowers the boom on you and your spine is in shambles. Early onset CTE. Congratulations – you have played yourself, little blonde kid. I don’t know that that’s exactly what happened – just what my eyes of a journalist are telling me.
“Aw, hell! You done hurt him, Kaden – damn!”
Yeah, Kaden. That is not cool, man. Mimaw is right. You got the wrong kinda wrestling on your mind, buddy. He may be a completely destructive force to other third graders now, but he’s going to grow up to be a Grade A shooter in the squared circle. Book it.
This kid’s the next Arn Anderson. Don’t take no shit from nobody.
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