Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
How hyped are you for Avengers Endgame?
— brett (@thebrettclark) March 14, 2019
Answer:
Brett, you have no idea – I’m borderline obsessing over it. It might not be healthy. Part of my daily routine is checking Reddit for new theories and updates. This isn’t just a movie, man – this is a life event. I’ve invested a lot of fucking time in these MCU movies.
I didn’t mean to curse – I’m just getting emotional thinking about this movie’s release. I don’t even know what I’m going to do once I’ve seen it. It’s ridiculous – by the way, I think we’re going to see at least two OG Avenger deaths. I’m willing to bet money Captain America is a goner. Then, I’m going to say at least one of Hawkeye/Hulk/Iron Man/Thor. We’ll see. Can’t wait.
Question:
Would you rather have 3 legs or 3 arms?
— sobrostan (@sobrostan) March 14, 2019
Answer:
There’s a joke in there about already having three legs. But, I’m going to go with three arms. Probably the greatest thing I have going for me is my ass, and I just don’t think my ass is going to look right with three legs.
Question:
If you could build the perfect man, who’s
— HasBeenSports (@HasBeenSports) March 14, 2019
Legs, torso, arms, face, hair & brain would you use
Each category must be a separate celebrity, athlete or twitter personally.
Answer:
Legs would be Danny McBride’s. Arms would be Hulk Hogan’s – easy. Actually, hair would be Hulk Hogan’s, too. Torso = Chris Hemsworth. Hair = Nick Nolte mugshot. Face = John Travolta. This perfect man would have the brain of Nikola Tesla. Finally, voice would be Tom Hardy…..as Bane.
Question:
So, @RemadnaWKRN and i decided that #Bromondo needs a theme song or maybe a jingle. Could you write us one? Nothing complicated, short and simple. Think Game Of Thrones meets a Cheers meets a James Bond type theme song.
— Armondo (@mightymondo) March 14, 2019
Answer:
I think we can make this happen – you guys need to send me some quotes that I can turn into lyrics.
Question:
Any guilty pleasure television shows?
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) March 15, 2019
Mine- World Of Dance, Girl Meets World and Degrassi
Answer:
Honestly, I’ll have to admit that they hooked me after Monday Night Raw. I became a big time fan of Todd Christley. If I see it’s on, it has the power to draw me in for an episode of Christley Knows Best. Just such an intriguing guy.
Also, I don’t know that you’d call it a ‘guilty pleasure,’ but I have this weird thing for America’s Funniest Home Videos. There’s something about real life mishaps that makes me laugh hysterically. In college, my roommates used to make fun of me because they could hear me laughing in my room at night watching AFHV.
Question:
With Che and Jost hosting SNL it got me thinking.
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) March 15, 2019
Top 5 SNL cast members?
Top 5 SNL recurring characters?
I’ll go with Ferrell, Hader, McKinnon, Hartman and Rudolph.
Stefon, The Lovers(Ferrell and Dratch), Blizzard Man, The Nerds(Murray and Radner) and Debbie Downer are my 5
Answer:
Cast members: Ferrell, Hader, McKinnon – I’m right there with you. I would have Kristen Wiig and Will Forte round out my top five (I also have a soft spot in my heart for Kenan).
Recurring characters: MACGRUBER, Matt Foley, Stefon, Drunk Uncle, Target Lady (shout out to The Ladies Man as an honorable mention). I’m also not counting The Lonely Island because….well…their place in SNL history is kind of a gray area. Are they cast members? Recurring characters? What? I don’t know but I’m a huge fan.
Question, from Vaughan on Facebook:
Will the UK leave the EU this month? Today there have been several votes in Parliament on ammendments to some ammendments to the Brexit arrangements and I think you guys probably have a better idea of the outcome than most UK politicians.
Answer:
How easy is it to get into office over there, Vaughan? You may be onto something. We’re good at unifying people.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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