Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question, from our guy Joshua Huffman on Facebook:
What would a dream SoBrosMania card look like? Here’s a start:
SoBros Four Horsemen vs Has Been Sports vs WKRN
Joshua Huffman vs Brandon Vick
Undertaker & Tim Kelly vs Kane & Dennis Kelly
Curt Hawkins vs Jesse Sandow
Clay Travis vs Dave Portnoy
EDIT: Since Undertaker has a $25,000/hr appearance fee, we probably need to make that match the opener so we’re not just paying for him to stand around waiting on other matches.
Answer:
Love it – the story of your match with Brandon…..man, we can bill that as what? 18 years in the making? It would be like the street fight between Vince McMahon and Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania XIX.
If we don’t want to go that route, we can do us with former Titans we’ve taken photos with as a special attraction match. Eddie George and me vs. Jevon Kearse and you.
I’m also going to make the main event WAR GAMES.
Question:
Would you rather have your grandma walk in on you having sex or you walk in on her having sex?
— sobrostan (@sobrostan) March 21, 2019
Answer:
I’ll take my grandma walking in on me having sex eight days a week, Stan. Maybe then, she’ll quit asking me if I have a girlfriend yet.
Question:
March Madness is in full swing. Who’s in your Final Four and eventual champion in a ‘90s hip hop song bracket?
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) March 21, 2019
Answer:
Give me “Gin and Juice,” “California Love,” Make ‘Em Say UHHH,” and Mase’s “Feel So Good.” Shout out to “Hypnotize” as well….but I have to give Mase the nod because that song is what actually got me into hip hop as a kid.
“Gin and Juice” is THE jam for me – it’s the first thing I think of when you say 90s hip hop.
Question:
Which epic @SamuelLJackson character would win each fight?
— Dom Oxenham-Morris – Tunes to the bime (@doxom85) March 21, 2019
– Jules Winfield vs John Shaft
– Nick Fury vs Augustus Gibbon
– Valentine vs Hold Up Man (Coming To America)
(Mr Jackson, if you see this, you’re a legend and we love you)
Answer:
I’m going with Jules Winfield because he’s a sociopath on a mission. Nick Fury because he’s…well…he’s a superhero…..and the hold up man from Coming to America.
It’s not really a fair fight to me. I desperately want to say Jules Winfield would be the last man standing out of all of these characters because he’s such a badass, but I think Nick Fury defeats them all. He just has a knack for survival.
Question:
Recast the MCU if it took place in the the 1990s.
— flerken brett (@thebrettclark) March 21, 2019
Answer:
For the sake of brevity, I’m just going to do the OG Avengers, but this is a fun question that might be worth exploring in a full article, Brett…
Captain America – Mel Gibson
Iron Man – Johnny Depp
Thor – Nicolas Cage (lol)
Hulk – Brendan Fraser
Hawkeye – Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Black Widow – Uma Thurman
Question:
Nashville brings in a MLB team. What’s their mascot and who is the player you build around. Also where are y’all watching the b-ball games tomorrow!? And who is your Cinderella team out of those remaining.
— WKRN Brent Remadna (@RemadnaWKRN) March 22, 2019
Answer:
I think we should just embrace the culture of Nashville and call our baseball team the Nashville Bachelorettes. Their mascot will be a drunk woman with a pink sash. As a GM, I’m building around Frank Thomas, no ifs, ands, or buts about it.
Unfortunately, I’m going to be tending to the day job today. But, I’m heading over to a co-workers place (we can work remotely) so I’ll at least be able to watch the games while “working.” Cinderella? Gotta be Murray State.
Question:
How to remedy the lawlessness in Nashville? Any ideas?
— po farmer (@jr_womack) March 22, 2019
Answer:
Po farmer, that’s a big question. I think it just sort of naturally comes with the growth of a city….especially considering how rapidly Nashville is growing. It’s easy to spend other people’s money, but shoring up the police force would be a start.
Question:
My favorite day of the week is finally here! Have you seen ‘Student Athlete, the HBO Sports documentary? It’s really good but also very sad. What’s your take on paying or not paying student athletes?
— Armondo (@mightymondo) March 22, 2019
Answer:
I haven’t seen it yet, Bromondo, but everyone keeps telling me about it. This is such a complex question – in short, yeah…I think the kids deserve a cut. But, I understand how difficult it would be to regulate that. Is it really, “all players paid equally” or what? I don’t know – this is far too complicated an issue to fully address in the mailbag, but generally speaking, I think people should be figuring out a way to give student athletes their cut.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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