Get a pen and paper ready, humans. It’s time to take notes on how to get exactly what you want, no matter what it is. This wailing pug shows you how to be the most annoying little shit in the world. If you make noises like this, you can get anything on Earth you want. Literally, people will just want to shut you up.
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I’ve watched this at least a hundred times now. Dogs aren’t supposed to make that sound.
I don’t know what has this little guy in such a pure panic, but he is ON ONE, boys and girls. This is like what I’m like when my girlfriend uses all the hot water, but it’s my turn to shower. You hit the goods with ice cold water in the morning, and you can G-U-A-R-A-N-T-E-E a wailing pug scream.
Kinda feel bad for the little guy, though – he’s obviously in distress and has no idea how to properly express it. So, he’s just opening his mouth and forcing whatever is in his belly out. It would be like if I stubbed my toe, and suddenly started singing like Louie Anderson.
ARMSTRONG! Got my Louie/Louis/Lous mixed up. Damn….hope that joke didn’t fall too flat.
As a quick personal aside, this is how “Nature Boy” Brandon Vick sold EVERYTHING we did in backyard wrestling. Boston Crab? Wailing pug scream. Chokeslam? Wailing pug scream. Completely ordinary head lock? Wailing pug scream.
I hope we get to bring that gift to the world some day.
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