2019 NFL Draft Drinking Game

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We’re finally here and the NFL Draft is upon us. It’s one of the biggest events on the American football calendar of the year – some may even say it’s only behind the Super Bowl in terms of importance and fanfare. So, you know we had to do it to ’em. As the kind of disputed kings of the drinking game, we couldn’t sit idly by and watch this momentous event pass. We had to put out a 2019 NFL Draft Drinking Game…because that’s what we do.

If you happen to be out and about in Nashville today or tomorrow, hit your boys up. The SoBros team will be present – at least Mose, Poppa Bear, and myself. There may be a Herbie Brooks sighting. Bottom line – the SoBros ’bout to get shitty in Music City! But, if you can’t make the draft tonight in person, hopefully this drinking game will provide you some sort of comfort. LFG.

2019 NFL Draft Drinking Game

Take a drink if/when…

*There’s an awkward handshake/hug between a player and Roger Goodell.

*Todd McShay and Mel Kiper, Jr. fight.

*You hear the term “Music City.”

*They show the guitar pick team logos.

*Anyone questions the Oakland Raiders for WTF they’re doing (spoiler alert: no one knows).

*Someone mentions Kyler Murray’s size.

*The audience boos Roger Goodell.

*There’s a trade.

*Anyone says Nick Bosa “plays like his brother Joey.”

*Someone brings up Ryan Leaf and/or JaMarcus Russell.

*Roger Goodell mispronounces a name. Shout out to Marcus “Marioto.”

*Anyone says any team “needs pass rush help.”

*There’s an Avengers: Endgame trailer.

*Three receivers go in the first round, and a drink for every receiver selected in the first round after the third one.

*A quarterback is drafted.

*Someone calls Brian Burns “undersized.”

*Anyone brings up Ed Oliver’s “character concerns.”

*….or Montez Sweat’s “health concerns” for that matter.

*Greedy Williams goes in the top 10.

*Hollywood Brown is the first receiver off the board.

Take a shot if/when…

*Drew Lock and/or Daniel Jones are drafted before Dwayne Haskins.

*Greedy Williams goes at #5 like Cris Collinsworth predicted.

*The Titans actually draft a TE in the first round. Take two if they draft a quarterback.

*Video surfaces of any of this year’s draft prospect smoking weed through a gas mask.

*Chris Berman shows up and makes that awkward spoon-feeding motion with his hand while he’s talking.

Stay thirsty, my friends. But, more importantly, stay safe.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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