Big news across the pond as a woman from North London has discovered the fountain of youth. She states that, at the age of 57, she feels 30!!
Like me, I’m sure you’re all wondering how do I get my hands on this magical conCOCKtion?
Well, bad news for most of you is that she claims it’s attributed to being a cougar and stealing the youth from 200 “toyboys.”
A grandmother and self-proclaimed ‘prolific cougar’ who has dated hundreds of toy boys believes bedding men under 30 is the key to keeping young.
Gaynor Evans, 57, from Enfield, North London, has dated more than 200 younger men since she had a fling with a 23-year-old after divorcing her second husband in 2010.
The author, agony aunt and businesswoman never dates exclusively and said she has no intention of her love life slowing down – despite being a grandmother of four.
Gaynor said she doesn’t mind the stigma from other women and claims her family are supportive – even though some of her dates are younger than her children.
Gotta respect her moves. Very confident in herself and goes after what she wants. We all agree though it has to be weird for her kids, right? The article mentions that on several occasions her “date” has been younger than her children.
Son: “Mom, is it cool if Stoney sleeps over tonight?”
Cougar Mom: “Of course! I love Big Natural. Just make sure he brings over condoms.”
Son: “what?!? Why would I tell him that!”
Cougar mom: “you’re right son, condoms are for woman of child bearing age. My mistake.”
Go get ’em, Big Natural!
Stan is the Chief of Debauchery for SoBros Network. A native of the Northeast, he is a diehard fan of the New York Yankees, but no, he does not wear a big gold chain and backwards hat. Nor does he drink Heinekens. Follow on Twitter: @sobrostan.
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