Have you ever wondered what exactly the Easter bunny once the holiday subsides and he’s delivered all of your Easter baskets? Well, according to this clip, he goes on a bender and gets out in the streets for a little old school street brawling!
Best Easter bunny Orlando street fight I’ve ever seen & I’ve seen some weird stuff on here from Orlando pic.twitter.com/z7N4gzE1RU
— Busted Coverage (@bustedcoverage) April 22, 2019
You know what – dude’s been under a lot of pressure lately. I can’t even imagine the stress of being a central figure to a holiday. Like, the Easter bunny, Santa Claus, Charlie Brown – I can’t even fathom what it must be like to have the weight of all the children’s happiness on my shoulders. I’d surely disappoint.
So, I can see how you’d be down in Orlando once the holiday blows over, just trying to enjoy some downtime and get your booze on. Someone probably came up to him and said some smartass shit like, “you wannabe Santa Claus,” and then you have no choice.
You just have to beat a man’s ass at that point. It was probably cathartic. Hell, maybe this happens every year and we just don’t see it. Technology these days – gotta be careful what you’re doing now. Everyone has a cell phone.
Regardless, I hope whoever his boss is will have a little mercy on him. Easter needs the Easter bunny, even if he’s out there decking people on the streets.
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