Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
On this week’s edition of the SoBros Mailbag LIVE from our AirBnB in Jersey City, Mose, Righteous Jesse, and Lane are pitching in to help me answer your questions.
Question:
Who is going to win at the Supercross this weekend?
— Dom Oxenham-Morris – Tunes to the bime (@doxom85) April 4, 2019
Answer:
Stoney: Fuck if I know, Dom – but don’t forget about the SoBros Supercross Party Cadbury is hosting at Buffalo’s Billiards tomorrow at 2!
Mose: Travis Pastrana….is he in it?
Lane: Carey Hart.
Jesse: If Carey Hart wins, then P!nk wins.
Question:
when can I buy some catfish bandanas?
— James (@SouthTexasTitan) April 4, 2019
Answer:
Soon, James! Just figuring out our inventory situation.
Question:
Top 5 #GameofThrones characters?
— Armondo (@mightymondo) April 5, 2019
Mine are:
1. Ned Stark
2. Daenerys Targaryen
3. Jon Snow
4. Bronn
5. Tyrion Lannister
Answer:
Stoney: Easy – 1. Night King, 2. Bronn, 3. Jaime Lannister, 4. Jon Snow, 5. The Hound.
Mose: 1. Jon Snow, 2. Eddard Stark, 3. Bronn, 4. Tyrion Lannister, 5. Arya Stark.
Lane: 1. Heel Hound (’cause he had that babyface turn), 2. Arya Stark, 3. Jon Snow, 4. Babyface Hound, 5. Jaime Lannister.
Jesse: I’m not going to disrespect anyone by answering this question.
Question:
What’s your go to Deangelo song when it’s go time?
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) April 5, 2019
Answer:
Stoney & Mose:
Jesse: We fuckin’
Lane: Marvin Gaye – “Let’s Get It On” *laughter erupts*
Question:
Just wanna know if y’all could roast any one regardless of time period or living status who would it be and it can’t be lane
— Cenobite Toast Crunch (@Xenoxands) April 5, 2019
Answer:
Stoney: P.T. Barnum. I still refuse to watch The Greatest Showman because of what a piece of shit he was.
Mose: New York’s mom, Sister Patterson.
Lane: Christopher Columbus.
Jesse: Frank the Clown.
Question:
How much green tea will be consumed the rest of this week?
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) April 5, 2019
Answer:
Stoney: I am only consuming alcohol and beer this week….with JUST enough water to keep my heart beating.
Mose: All that you’ll give me.
Lane: …until the river runs dry.
Jesse: can I smoke it?
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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