Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
Scooter Race between @SoBroCadbury and @mightymondo. Who wins? The course is around Nissan Stadium 3 times. And should this happen in real life…?
— WKRN Brent Remadna (@RemadnaWKRN) April 18, 2019
Answer:
I’m going Bromondo…easy. Cadbury has a bad back – that’s going to severely inhibit his flexibility, which is key in a scooter race. Yes, this absolutely needs to happen in real life, and we can work to make this happen.
Question:
Paging Dr. SoBros. As I’ve been dealing with the funk all week, what’s your favorite home remedies to get over being ill?
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) April 18, 2019
Answer:
Hate to hear you’re hurtin’ this week, and hope you get well soon. For me, in a word, it’s sleep. I just don’t even bother – I’ll usually drink some hot tea with lemon and honey, get the biggest blanket I can find in the house, and hibernate for hours until it just goes away.
Question:
Would you rather have bad breath and a great body odor or great smelling breath but horrible b.o.?
— sobrostan (@sobrostan) April 18, 2019
Answer:
This sure as hell seems like a lose-lose, Stan. But, I feel like a bad taste comes with the bad breath, and I hate having a bad taste in my mouth. So, I’m going with good breath, horrible B.O., and a bath in cologne.
Question:
Does the North remember?
— Brittany Fernandez (@bonnaroobritt) April 18, 2019
Answer:
Oh, the North remembers, and those fuckers won’t let go. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a drinking game to work on.
Question:
FMK. All the Sobros involved
— Das WunderLane (@ThatsGottaBLane) April 18, 2019
Answer:
DAMN LANE. Gonna put me in a hell of a spot here. But, I have an obligation to answer your mailbag questions seriously, so here goes.
F(uck) – Gotta go with Mose here. He just seems like the type that would pull my hair and choke me a bit, which of course, is rule #1 of coitus.
M(arry) – Poppa Bear. Easy – he’s nurturing, he lights candles, great career, great home. He is the total package.
K(ill) – I’m going to off myself because I can’t bear the thought of offing another SoBro.
Damn, this got dark and weird quick.
Question:
You have to draft 1 player, past or present, from the NHL, NFL, NBA, MLS and MLB, who are your #1 picks?
— Armondo (@mightymondo) April 18, 2019
Answer:
NHL has to be Gretzky – I mean, no one else comes close, right? The NFL, I’d go Tom Brady. NBA, LeBron James – the greatest of all time. MLS….Landon Donovan is the only MLS player I can name so I guess I’m taking him. MLB, Ken Griffey, Jr. This has made for one weird team – what are we playing?
Question:
If you could recast any Avenger, which one & who would you cast?
— Lauren (@thegingerme) April 18, 2019
Answer:
I honestly don’t think I would recast any of the Avengers at this point given how they’ve all grown into the roles and made them iconic. Honestly, gun to my head, I’m going with Bucky. I would’ve eaten up a Tom Hardy Winter Soldier.
Question:
If the SoBros were a slasher which one would each be?
— Righteousjesse (@RighteousJesse) April 19, 2019
Answer:
Brandon would definitely be Chucky, just always has the good wit to go with his merciless stabbing of people. Cad would be Freddy Krueger. I think I’d be Jason Voorhees, ’cause I love muh mama. Mose is Ghostface because he’s stone cold. Poppa Bear is Michael Myers because he’s super strong. Herbie Brooks can be Jigsaw. Beta Ray Greg…you know what, I should quit while I’m ahead.
I am probably the worst SoBro on the team to ask about slashers in case you couldn’t tell by my answer to this.
Question:
Who is your least favorite follower on Twitter?
— Patrick Criswell (@PatCrizzy) April 19, 2019
Answer:
Damn, Patrick making his SoBros Mailbag debut with a fuckin’ HEATER. What’s with y’all putting me on the spot this week? Personally, I HATE @GoldenTee. Just constantly taking all of my money and I never win. Why do we even do this, Golden Tee?!? Just take my 401k.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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