Here at SoBros Network, we operate under one general rule: real recognize real. Actually, we operate under a lot of really specific rules, but that just doesn’t have the same effect as saying ‘one general rule,’ so I’m just being fully transparent with you guys. Anyway, we definitely have a real one to recognize today, folks, and it’s this pizza guy:
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— Dennis Naghizadeh (@DenzBenzi) June 4, 2019
I don’t know if he’s the head of that kitchen or not already, but he definitely needs to be the head of that kitchen.
You don’t see people reach this level of unbothered too often. But, that’s just what he was – piping hot pizza right out of the oven? Who gives a shit? That’s nothing to this pizza guy – he just grabs it with his bare hands and puts it right down on the counter without even blinking.
Don’t think that’s impressive? Look at the reaction of the person pulling the pizza out of the oven. As soon as they realize pizza guy has walked into them, they panic. It’s a look of outright terror. “WE BOUT TO LOSE THIS PIZZA!” But, even as dire a situation as it seems, he’s just calm, cool, and collected.
Then, he doesn’t even bother to stop and celebrate his achievement. It’s just on to the next thing. Love it – not only is he incredibly clutch, but he’s humble, too.
Forget the kitchen….we need this guy in office, making life and death decisions. That’s the level of calm he has, and I’m happy to be the one to proclaim it.
This video obviously begs the question: does this guy belong in the Clutch Hall of Fame? Going to sleep on it, but I’m thinking we end up adding him.
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