Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
Hey guys. First time, long time. Which SoBros would win in Jeopardy? I’ll hang up and listen.
— Patrick Criswell (@PatCrizzy) June 6, 2019
Answer:
If it were just sports, I’d say Herbie Brooks, and it wouldn’t even be close. He would literally smoke anyone. If it were just movies, Brandon. If it was just wrestling, Mose. Just history? Rooster. But, all in all, I think Poppa Bear and Cadbury have the widest knowledge base. Probably the most well-rounded intellects we have on the team, so I’d say either of those guys.
Question:
If you could cross breed any 2 animals together and make 1 hybrid pet, which 2 would you choose and what would the new species be called?
— Armondo (@mightymondo) June 6, 2019
Answer:
It would be a cat and an alligator JUST to watch ’em fuck.
Sorry, I couldn’t resist that joke. It was disgusting. I’m disgusted with myself. Y’know, I like hanging out with dogs. I love the personalities of monkeys, so let’s put ’em together and call it a mog.
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Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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