So this one doesn’t hit as close to home for me (not to brag – I’m 6ft 3in), but I couldn’t let this article and video not be posted for all to see:
I’d watch a reality TV show about short bagel guy. Absolutely electric pic.twitter.com/KjAk5G6tte
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) July 11, 2019
If you happen to fall on the shorter side of the height spectrum, feel free to rejoice. You have a modern day MLK ready to stand and defend you from these “gold digging liars.”
The 5ft even sprite proclaimed himself a ‘prophet’ and also referred to himself as ‘the modern day Martin Luther King.’
This guy was described as “a 45-year-old divorced, childless cleaning company owner from Long Island” and really was not happy this day in the bagel store. He claims the staff was treating him different and he linked it to his short stature.
The bad news for the vertically challenged folks is the point where he tries picking fights with other patrons of the bagel store.
He starts barking at the other customers to shut up, and that they are “not his boss or father.” He challenges another gentleman to step outside. Now here is my thought on the guy that challenges others to step outside: you either need to be really confident in your ability to fight, or REALLY hopeful the other party is not going to say yes. Chris then picks on this guy as he does not oblige the request to fight. Bad news for Chris, another customer was ready to take him up on the challenge. Chris gets BODIED instantly. Tackled to the ground and left completely defenseless.
To summarize, short people don’t pick fights unless you can defend yourself, send in Chris – modern day short person Martin Luther King to take your beating.
PS – love the girl who comments “I am just trying to get my bagels”
*Editor’s Note: I love this line from that Daily Mail article:
“Reyes shared that she started filming when the man stepped closer to her and Olivia.
He stepped a little closer to us and I started filming in case anything would happen. The first thought in my mind was safety. I wasn’t in fear for my life I was just a little concerned.’
Holy shit, pal – these people are piling on with the short jokes. Like, the teenage girls are sitting there like, “nah, I mean – he wasn’t dangerous or anything…look at him…I was just a tad concerned.” Tough break for the MLK of short dudes. -SK
Stan is the Chief of Debauchery for SoBros Network. A native of the Northeast, he is a diehard fan of the New York Yankees, but no, he does not wear a big gold chain and backwards hat. Nor does he drink Heinekens. Follow on Twitter: @sobrostan.
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