I’ll be the first to say it – the harpsichord is the coolest sounding instrument of all fucking time.
Don’t know what the harpsichord is? Well, look it up my friend. It will change your life. It may even change how you process art. I’m telling you – it’s that significant.
No other instrument can convey class, creativity, and intelligence quite like this one can. It also fills one with a sense of adventure, like we’re all knights serving the kingdom, or we’re weird looking troll creatures who live in mountains and shit. You know – the good stuff that every human being fantasizes about but can’t live out because it’s fucking fiction. The harpsichord brings all of that to life FOR US.
So, yeah – I think it’s high time somebody stood on the mountaintop and gave that harpsichord a big time pat on the back.
Check out my full rant on how excellent the harpsichord is on the latest episode of The SoBros Hot Minute:
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