I have no idea what’s going on with RVD. No clue where he’s been for the last six years. Ever since that run he had in the WWE in 2013, he could have fallen off the face of the Earth and I would’ve had no idea. Well, I guess he’s going through a divorce, and decided to drop this straight heat on the Twitter machine just before the 4th of July.
Them: Sorry to hear about your divorce.
— Rob Van Dam (@TherealRVD) July 3, 2019
Me: pic.twitter.com/RYvCFVa7DQ
What a fever dream of an experience. Not at all what I expected to see when I logged on to Twitter dot com at 12:56PM on July 3, 2019.
This was such an elbow drop to the ex-wife out of nowhere. And, since when did RVD become such a debonair and suave ladies man? I’m not saying it was ever out of the realm of possibility – I’m just saying that hasn’t exactly been RVD’s brand. Y’know – he’s a laid back stoner with sick martial arts skills! Maybe he has a giant hog and we just never knew it. I just love that it’s 2019 and RVD looks like he’s on set for a music video. The only thing missing is RVD poppin’ bottles of champagne.
But, I gotta say – I’m ten thousand percent here for it.
If this isn’t BIG MOOD for the summer, I don’t know what is. RVD just out there living his best life in a hot tub surrounded by booty. Feelin’ pretty good and throwing shade. No, ladies and gentlemen, RVD has indeed NOT lost his fastball. THE MAN STILL GOT IT!
What’s more, he’s actually using this video going viral as a way to help support people going through a divorce! Check out his Twitter feed.
BDRVD for life, y’all.
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