Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
— Patrick Criswell (@PatCrizzy) July 11, 2019
Answer:
Have to be right? I mean eyebrows are hair. They’re on your face. Therefore, they’re facial hair. That means every adult human on the Earth has facial hair, unless they’re one of those men/women who shave their eyebrows and draw them on. Not hating, but I’ve never understood that. Maybe I’ll try it one day.
Question:
What is your car’s nickname using only 80s movie titles?
— edith (@thebrettclark) July 11, 2019
Answer:
Gotta be Risky Business given that I’m behind the wheel. I’m a terrible driver. That’s more an indictment of me than my ’06 Nissan Altima, though.
Question:
If the SoBros were new Care Bears : What are the coordinating power symbols?
— Beta Ray Greg (@SoBroBRG) July 11, 2019
Answer:
I don’t know what any of this means, Greg. I looked up Care Bears and there’s like a million of these fuckin’ things. Maybe someone else can answer this question.
Question:
Where’s the strangest place you’ve gone to the bathroom?
— sobrostan (@sobrostan) July 11, 2019
Answer:
I’m not a big fan of bathrooms in general – if I can’t go at home, I’m probably not going. But, I did take a leak out the back of a moving vehicle once. Also, I won’t name names, but multiple friends have taken a shit in the middle of a road once.
Question:
How many tacos can Alex Zayne eat in one sitting?
— Wrasslin’ on SoBros Network (@SoBrosWrasslin) July 11, 2019
Answer:
You don’t get the energy to pull off half the shit that dude pulls off in a ring without eating a fuck ton of tacos. It’s his fuel, I hear. I’d be willing to bet he could put away 15 in a sitting. If he’d ever be interested, I’d be willing to do a taco eating contest for #content.
Question:
Best Chinese Buffet in Nashville? Best wings? I’ve been eating salad for a week…time to shine today! pic.twitter.com/gYhA2dtOwT
— WKRN Brent Remadna (@RemadnaWKRN) July 12, 2019
Answer:
I haven’t been on a hardcore diet in years, but man – I remember the joy of a good cheat day.
I’m going to be honest, Brent – I’ve been out of the Chinese buffet game for a long time. I know you’re not east of town, but my go-to is Far East Buffet in Mount Juliet. Haven’t been there in forever, but when I do get that hankering, that’s where I go. I used to eat at Koi in Hermitage, but it made me sick the last three times I went there (every establishment gets the three strikes and you’re out rule from me). Feels like I’m forgetting a big one downtown, but it definitely feels like the Chinese buffet scene has really cooled off in Nashville. Back in the day, that was hot shit if you could find a good one.
As for the best wings in town, I like Catch 22’s Cheerwine red pepper wings and their liquid gold wings. But, if you’re looking for something IN Nashville, you gotta hit up Martin’s BBQ and get some of those smoked wings. Best in the city, in my opinion.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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