I’m not gonna lie – it’s been a long fuckin’ time since Mickey Mouse and I were on good terms. I wanted a giant stuffed Mickey Mouse for Christmas as a year. That little shit stood me up, and I never got that giant stuffed Mickey Mouse. Since then, I’ve had a tireless vendetta against him.
So, naturally, I’m happy to see this clip of a kid dropping his bat and going after the sumbitch hand to hand.
lil man said fuck the bat I want to throw hands pic.twitter.com/cTozD0CioA
— Rip nipsey hussle (@babyitsmb) August 16, 2019
Holy shit – when your fists are more effective THAN A BAT…you’re a hardass. When you’re more comfortable swinging hands in close quarters than swinging a bat from a distance, that’s the mark of a ruthless stone cold killer.
I love this kid’s spirit. This blunt object isn’t doing blunt object things, so I’m going to start swinging my hands because I CAN trust them to do blunt object things. It’s just championship level grit, y’all.
This kid is completely unafraid and I am here for it. No one is going to mess with him when he grows up. I mean, sure, this could also be a potentially huge red flag that this kid is going to be a violent aggressor, but I choose to look on the bright side and think he’s just clutch.
Think what you want, but feel free to watch that clip over and over and over like I did.
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