Let’s check in on the Jacksonville Jaguars since it is indeed Jags week here for Tennessee Titans fans. First thing we should all know is that rookie quarterback Gardner Minshew is absolute pure sex. Next thing you should know is that the Jags are 0-2 after losing to the Kansas City Chiefs and Houston Texans. Finally, you should know that the head coach, Doug Marrone, and the star cornerback, Jalen Ramsey, are also getting into shouting matches on the bench.
Jalen Ramsey and HC Doug Marrone exchanging words. Had to be split up.pic.twitter.com/fpCVDV6mx9
— NFL Update (@MySportsUpdate) September 15, 2019
Now, I’ll say this – of course it is highly immature of me to write this article. Don’t think that fact is lost on me. I was going to say, “I don’t think this is much of an issue. Football’s an emotional game, and shit like this happens all the time, NBD.” But, hell – now Ramsey’s out there demanding a trade and it looks like all hell is on the verge of breaking loose (lol).
None of this should distract from the point of this article.
That point is that we have to legitimately ask ourselves, “if that isn’t broken up, who you takin’ in a fight between Marrone and Ramsey?” That’s the real story here that any credible journalist would sniff out. I can’t, for the life of me, understand why no one is asking it.
I’m not even hesitating when presented with this question – I’m taking Marrone by a million.
Doug Marrone hit that bench like an old man yelling at kids to get off his lawn. That was that shit when you were a kid and testing your mama until she called up your dad and he came roaring down the stairs. I would’ve been shaking in my cleats if I was Ramsey there. Plus, you know Marrone has that old man dad strength, too. I dare say he’s probably engaged in a few fisticuffs in his day as well (no sources confirm).
I don’t know that any other head coach in the NFL is as built to take a punch as Marrone is, either.
This one’s not even close. Ramsey’s quicker, so he’s probably getting the first punch. But, Marrone just absorbs it, and decks him with one solid clock-cleaning Jack Johnson and folks, that’s all she wrote.
Marrone 1, Ramsey 0.
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