Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
I’m a lifelong Redskins fan and it’s hard. I’m trying to quit them and adopt a new team but the heart wants what the heart wants ya know? What do I do?
— Patrick Criswell (@PatCrizzy) September 19, 2019
Answer:
I’m not usually a ‘root for someone to die’ kinda guy, but you guys HAVE to get rid of Dan Snyder somehow. I would say hang tight PatCrizzy. The heart indeed wants what the heart wants. Plus, I still say those are one of the best uniforms in all of sports, so you have that going for you.
Question:
Why doesn’t O’Shay Edwards have an action movie franchise yet?
— The General (@SoBroMose) September 19, 2019
Answer:
Bruh, I have no idea. Couldn’t you just see that, though? Every time he walks out for a match, I expect a massive explosion to erupt behind him. He just always has that cool ‘walking-away-from-an-explosion’ look to him. Not to mention, he’s a BAMF. Someone needs to get on this right away. Shit, can we produce something like this?!?!
Question:
What’s your best advice on how to save your sanity while driving with a car load of guys to Chicago for a wrestling weekend? Solely asking for a friend.
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) September 19, 2019
Answer:
Don’t forget the headphones, and take plenty of drugs.
Nah, I’m kidding. You guys are going to have a blast, though. Wish I could be there!
Question:
Who should I pick up to fill in for Brees the next 6 weeks?
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) September 19, 2019
Answer:
Lamar Jackson and Dak Prescott were both guys that likely weren’t drafted, but are lighting the NFL up through two weeks. I’m sure people haven’t let them stay on the waiver wire, but in the event that either guy is there, you HAVE to grab one. Case Keenum has quietly averaged 22 PPG through two games. He’s a guy that I’d be willing to bet is available in most leagues. If you want a deep cut, look at Josh Allen – you won’t get a lot of passing yardage out of the guy, but his rushing ability makes him a constant threat to get those rushing touchdowns.
Question:
Do you have any non-negotiable rules for when you go on vacation?
— the man of 1,000 names. (@thebrettclark) September 19, 2019
Answer:
My only hard rule is that I want at least ONE day to just sit and do nothing wherever we go. I love sightseeing and hitting up all of the local restaurants and all that, but vacations can become pretty busy in a hurry if you aren’t careful. I want to have at least one day (preferably the first day) to just sit and decompress.
Question:
Would you rather only have pumpkin spice coffee for the rest of your life or never have it again?
— Rubber Rooster (@SoBroRooster) September 19, 2019
Answer:
I like having options – if it means sacrificing pumpkin spice to maintain those options, I’m going to do it. I can still drink my clove coffee in the fall and get the same festive effect.
Question:
What are some fun road trip games you recommend?
— The General (@SoBroMose) September 19, 2019
Answer:
Pullin’ dicks out and seein’ who has the biggest is my FAVORITE road trip game of all time. That and ‘murder a complete stranger in a foreign town to see if you can get away with it.’
JFC, what is wrong with me? I always like the license plate game – first person to call out a license plate from a different state gets a point. Once that state has been called, they’re off the board. In other words, you can only call ‘ARKANSAS’ once!
Question:
What is your favorite old school Looney Tunes cartoon?
— the man of 1,000 names. (@thebrettclark) September 19, 2019
Answer:
Honestly, Brett – I used to get so fucking fired up when Roadrunner came on. I would sit there and watch just waiting for it. Once it was over, I found myself reevaluating my life.
Question:
Who is your pick for NGI this weekend?
— Wrasslin’ on SoBros Network (@SoBrosWrasslin) September 19, 2019
Answer:
I’m on a big Matthew Justice kick lately. I’d love to see that guy get the big win.
Question:
Favorite and least favorite thing to get while trick or treating
— Righteousjesse (@RighteousJesse) September 19, 2019
Answer:
Quick story time: I love candy corn. But, don’t grab a fistful with your bare hand and just chuck it into my bucket. I had a lady do that to me once when I was a kid. Legit had a bowl of open candy corn and she was just grabbing handfuls and dropping it in kids’ bags.
Honestly, this isn’t going to surprise anyone who knows me because I have a renowned reputation for having the palate of an elderly man. I used to LOVE those peanut butter candies in the black -OR- orange wrappers. Halloween was the only time I got to enjoy ’em.
My least favorite things were Good N’ Plenty – FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
Question:
Who is your favorite? @IFHY317 or @TheLostBoys005. Choose wisely!#BOAT
— Boat Driver (@BillieStarkz) September 19, 2019
Answer:
You tryna start drama, Billie? We’re all friends here! Actually, I’m going to withhold judgment until we get all of The Lost Boys on Checks and Championships at the same time and see how it stacks up against that wild ass IFHY show from the Best Western Heritage Inn.
Question:
Would you rather have to wear a thong or no underwear at all for the rest of your life.
— sobrostan (@sobrostan) September 20, 2019
Answer:
Depends on whose thong it is. No, but seriously, I just don’t feel comfortable free ballin’ so this is actually tougher than I thought it’d be. I like having a little support, y’know? I think a day would come when I’d say, “fuck this shit – give me some underwear.” So, maybe I take the thong? I don’t know. How uncomfortable is a thong, Stan? I need to try one on before I can make my decision.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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