I get it – if you’re a Browns fan, you didn’t exactly have the best day yesterday. The Tennessee Titans went up to Cleveland and blew that back out, baby. They had the Browns screamin’ ‘DADDY’ all afternoon long. So, there was definitely reason for Browns fans to be salty.
But, I gotta say – if you’re going to throw your beer on a player when they celebrate in your own house, you absolutely have to give it a better effort than this sissy ass bullshit:
This @budlight’s for you?@RealLoganRyan and the @Titans got doused by beer by a @Browns fan after the Malcolm Butler pick-6. pic.twitter.com/mQ4QAO8ztM
— Jim Wyatt (@jwyattsports) September 9, 2019
Come on, man. For real?
That is a piss poor attempt a dousing an enemy player in beer. This is what children look like at birthday parties when someone gives them a can of silly string. It looks like this guy’s trying to be covert about it, too. Like maybe if he just spritzes people, they’ll get the message, but he won’t get in too much trouble.
Maybe he realized he was one of…like…10 Browns fans still in the arena and thought, “oh shit – they’re going to be able to clearly see I was the one who threw this beer..” and backed off.
But, I say go big or go home. If you’re really feeling disrespected enough that you’re going to spew beer at someone, you go all in, consequences be damned. You turn that bottle over on ’em and spend the night in jail if you have to. That’s just what it’s about. What you don’t do, is spray that bottle around like it’s a can of Coca-Cola that just fell out of the fridge and your dumb ass didn’t think to let it settle before you opened it.
That’s like what I look like spritzing my cat with a bottle of water when it jumps up on the table.
#BeBetter, Browns fan.
PS. Shout out to Jim Wyatt, forever the G.O.A.T., always providing us with the best Titans content out there.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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