Welcome back to the Unicorn Watch here on SoBros Network. This is a little feature we run every now and then when we see a man or a woman who seems special. It serves as a reminder to those of you out there who are still hunting your unicorn that these wonderful people exist in the world. Today, we’re taking a look at a couple of muffler experts that are wearing lingerie for some reason and helping a dude on the side of the road.
SEVEN. DAMN. MONTHS – that’s how long it’s been since the last Unicorn Watch. Y’all, I apologize. I simply can’t let that happen again. Anyway, I’m back for another column where we’re showing folks that there’s still plenty of good fish in the sea. Take these nice ladies for example.
Nothing like roadside assistance! ♂️ @bmrtwins11 pic.twitter.com/eUYeHFA2zv
— Scott Lehman (@HockeyCrazed11) September 25, 2019
Boy, I tell ya what – at the risk of pissing off my girlfriend, I just HAVE to say….there may be nothing sexier than a woman who knows EXACTLY where to put the muffler when it falls off of your Nissan. The only thing that might do it is if you put on some casual underwear while you do it. How has AAA never thought to put people, man or woman, in seductive apparel yet? That seems like that would put AAA stock through the roof. People would suddenly be slashing their own tires just to get ‘em to come out to help.
These ladies obviously place an emphasis on security, as they realize a muffler is not something one person can safely lift to cram under the hood. That’s probably emblematic of how they care for everything in their lives. Just gentle and helpful people – this is what we need more of, folks.
I mean, they have at least a foot to go before that damn hood is gonna shut, but that isn’t slowing ‘em down one bit. For some reason, they think if they just keep pushing, that muffler is going to get smaller. They are as tenacious as ever. That’s a testament to how bad they want to help this poor guy, though.
So, if you’re keeping score at home, they’re checking a lot of boxes: considerate, helpful, gentle. I mean, it just has to fill you with hope if you’re a single person, knowing these types of people exist to serve. This is why I love the Unicorn Watch and vow to bring it back on a regular basis.
Good luck out there unicorn hunting, folks. We’ll catch up on down the road. Check out the Unicorn Watch archives here.
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